July 31, 2007 9:32 PM

I Was Attacked By a Squirrel Masquerading as a Paper Bag

Things have been going well as far in the Epic Chronicles of Jonathan. The girl I am in love with is not talking to me right now so I decided to go and write an entry for this blog and enlighten the masses on how my life has been going about so. Let us see how it is.

Living in the Berkeley dorms has its perks. You get the security, you get the swipes for the dining commons and you get the joy of seeing the same people over and over again everyday (the third is frequently cited as a perk but I doubt it so.) However, there are some awkward moments. For example I was in the restroom and after draining the lizard I washed my hands in a vibrant and vigorous manner. A guy comes out of the stall next to me and ... he walks ... right ... by ... me out ... the .... door. Oh my bejeweled chin fat flaps. What in the world did this guy just do in front of me?! Oh no he didn't. He just used the restroom without washing his hands. Now if I see him again, I will never shake his hand. Trust me.

While I was walking to the BART I was hugging the side of the road particulary close because of bikers' tendencies to swerve the same direction I do. One time especially I swerved left and he swerved right and we juked each other out four or five times before he finally jack-knifed and nearly hit the ground. Luckily I finally just jumped off the road entirely and into the bushes. Anyways, back to the story. I was hugging the side of the road very carefully when suddenly I saw a sudden movement to my right! I leapt like a girl and almost ran out of there. It was very embarrassing when a person told me I was running from a paper bag blowing in the wind. Unfortunately my next line did not clarify things any further (though it made perfect sense in my own mind):

"I thought it was a squirrel attacking me."

O I have a quick quiz tomorrow. I am going to ace it. And by ace I mean fail and by it I mean miserably.


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Wow, that was hilarious.


Posted by Tina | 2007-08-06

leapt like a girl eh....... awesome story. ;)


Posted by Kristin | 2007-08-07

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